You Asked For It

Content 5 Chet Haase chethaase A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The algorithm says, "What's everyone else having?" 6:54 PM - 01 Nov 17 3,749 Retweets 7,605 Likes

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): edev EDEV BAStename exist ok True) actidir CONDA BASEename etccondaac deacdir CONDA BASEename etcconda os.makedirs (acti dir, exist ok True) exists eon acti dir'edevon.sh' cot a deac dir redevo fash os.symlink(BIN'edevon. sh', con) if not os.p os.symlink(BI edevoff.sh'eoff Syntax eror on token throws interfoce exp Syntax erfor on token expected after this iC Syntax error, insert: SimpleName: to complete Q Syntax error, insert Identifier ( to complete Meth Syntax error, insert " to complete MethodDecia Syntax error on token expected Java(1610612 syntax error on tokens exoected alter this toke Syntax error, insert y to complete interfaceBod The method SileAnalysish is undefined for the tuie FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

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Content PYTHON THIS IS PLAGIARISM. YOU CAN'T JUST "IMPORT ESSAY." JAVA I'M TWO PAGES IN AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. ASSEMBLY DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO REDEFINE EVERY WORD IN THE ENGUISH LANGUAGE? THIS IS GREAT, BUT YOU FORGOT TO ADD A NULL TERMINATOR NOW I'M JUST READING GARBAGE. C I ASKED FOR ONE COPY, NOT FOUR HUNDRED. UNIX SHELL I DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO READ THIS. LATEX YOUR PAPER MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE, BUT IrIS THE MOST BEAUTFUL THING I HAVE EVER LAD EYES ON. HIML THIS IS A FLOWER POT. ProarammerHumor.io

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Backend engineers getting distracted by shiny machine learning tech while production bugs silently judge them from behind. Tale as old as git. We all swear we'll fix that NullPointerException right after we finish this "quick" TensorFlow tutorial that's only been open in a browser tab for 47 days.