Cursed Book: The Literature Of Pain

Content SAFELY ENDANGERED HEY IT'S-A THE JAVA BROS! Javal MAMA, WHY-A YOU NEVER REMEMBER MY NAME? I'M-A SORRY Microsoft Java ProarammerHumor.io

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Content did you know. in order to play the role of an insane and mentally depressed person in the movie "Joker' ", Joaquin Phoenix studied and used Java for a month

Content if (condition) return A; return B; Lawful Good if (condition) return A; else if (!condition) return B; Lawful Neutral switch (condition) case true: return A; default: return B; Lawful Evil if (condition) return A; else return B; Neutral Good return condition ? A : B; True Neutral return A, B! condition; Neutral Evil for (; condition;) return A; return B; Chaotic Good return condition A I B; Chaotic Neutral try return B; finally if (condition) return A; Chaotic Evil

Content THE TWO STATES OF EVERY PROGRAMMER IAMA GOD. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.

Content You can bind the 'input event to the textbox. This would fire every time the input changes, so when you paste something (even with right click), delete and type anything. ('myTextbox").on('input', function() do something ); If you use the change handler, this will only fire after the user deselects the input box, which may not be what you want. There is an example of both here: http:isfiddle.net6bSX6 share improve this answer answered Oct 9 '12 at 10:21 Timm 7.276 2 20 0 37 2 1, although it doesn't seem to fire on paste. - Jorgen Oct 9 '12 at 10:24 2 Jorgen it should fire on paste (does for me), what browser are you using? - Timm Oct 9 '12 at 10:25 3 Nevermind. I used the wrong input :) - Jergen Oct 9 '12 at 10:29 This does not work in the Nintendo 3DS browser. The change is not detected even though the input field contains the new string. - Gatada Jul 3 '13 at 11:30 136 Gatada I'm glad my employer does not make me verify web code for the Nintendo 3DS browser. - nocarrier Oct 26 '14 at 2:20