Cursed Book: The Literature Of Pain

Content Goodbye Java, I survived! I will never suffer again Embedded Development As Crnicas de Wesley ProgrammerHumor.

Content 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 Coding Best Practices: One of the key concepts of quaility code is orthogonality Me: Is it orthogonal enough? console. log (... ( (-- (-), (- (1??)? (-):)()L 1) . - DEBUG CONSOLE usrlocalbinnode .orthogonal.js 2 3 5 7 11 13 17 19 23 29 31 37 41 43 47 53 59 61 67 71 73 79 83 89 97

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The hill programmers are willing to die on: proper syntax terminology. Nothing triggers a developer faster than hearing someone call parentheses "brackets" during code review. It's the same energy as correcting someone's grammar in the YouTube comments section. The mock TED Talk format just makes it *chef's kiss* - because we all know that person who treats basic programming knowledge like they're delivering revolutionary wisdom to the masses.