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Copilot Autocompletes An API Key

AI Security Git Programming Cloud

3 days ago 78.2K views 0 shares

Copilot Autocompletes An API Key

That moment when GitHub Copilot helpfully suggests your private API key that you accidentally committed to a repo six months ago. Nothing like having your $5000/month AWS bill exposed by an AI that's just trying to be helpful. Security through obscurity fails again.

Last Day Of Unpaid Internship

Git Webdev Security Devops Programming

10 days ago 63.6K views 0 shares

Last Day Of Unpaid Internship

Oh, the sweet revenge of the unpaid intern! This meme shows the command git add .env which is basically the digital equivalent of dropping a nuclear bomb in the repo. The .env file contains all those juicy API keys, database passwords, and secret tokens that should NEVER be committed to version control. It's like saying "Thanks for the experience, here's all your security credentials on GitHub for the world to see!" A perfect exit strategy for someone who worked for exposure instead of actual money. Chaotic evil never looked so satisfying.