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Mathematicians lose their minds when you suggest "≠" and "!=" are the same thing. Meanwhile, programmers are just happy their code compiles with either "!=" or "==". The assignment vs. equality operator debate has caused more silent rage than any merge conflict in history. Somewhere right now, a CS student is using "=" instead of "==" and wondering why their if-statement always evaluates to true.

Content when you are learning C and look down on Python users because they prefer simple syntax language and after you've spent 2 years learning you see a professional code and realize you haven't actually learned anything and all this time you were simply fooling yourself so you have to give up on the things you held onto and make a clean start because you are simply a cartoon character that does not fall until it looks down: Oh.

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Content 2 must ported mcaree to python on a maco o import math, random, time Print Th print "Hello, Welcome to McAfee for Python!" 5 scan rawinput ("Would you like me to scan your computer for viruses? ") if scan ! "yes": 8 print "I decided to check anyways" time.sleep (1) else: 10 11 12 13 print "Give me a moment" time.sleep (1) zuccses random. randint (1, 1000) if zuccses 990: print "Somebody bought to get laid off" 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 eLse: userdata rawinput("Sorry, you have a virus! Please input your SSN to continue ") print "You have entered", userdata, "as your ssn" confirm raw input("Press any key to agree to our privacy policy ") we dont have a privacy policy print "Come back within 5 minutes to see wheter or not your computer has been cleaned" finish 2 while finish ! 1: time.sleep (10) finish random. randint (1,4) print print "All Done, you computer has been cleared!"

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