The Pythonic Way To Give Your Coworkers Trust Issues

Ah yes, the forbidden Python technique: dynamic imports with globals injection. Because why use normal imports when you can write code that makes your security team have nightmares?

This beautiful disaster is bypassing Python's import system by directly manipulating the global namespace. It's like breaking into your own house through the chimney when you have perfectly good keys in your pocket.

The regular expression module "re" is just sitting there wondering why it got dragged into this abomination. Meanwhile, some poor code reviewer is probably questioning their career choices right now.