The Python GIL Trade Deal

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The Python GIL Trade Deal

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Python's Global Interpreter Lock strikes again. Your beefy 16-core processor reduced to a single-core experience because GIL only allows one thread to execute Python bytecode at a time. It's like buying a Ferrari and being told you can only use one cylinder. The rest are just... decorative.

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