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Content After you die it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream...because in a dream time feels stretched. So if this is the case, what if right now you're in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you're alive or just reliving old memories. dikhead this would sort of explain dj vu . stupid-face-karen well fuck vaeugly do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we "die" at the end, and after "dying" we dream the 7 minutes again, just each time the 7 minutes are actually shorter so in reality we could ALL be dead and living within the span of an elongated second and earth could actually not even exist anymore re cameryncats what the fuck dude

Content Keaton Patti KeatonPatti Follow I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page. OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes deliver what could be considered food. WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you. We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. FRIEND 1 The menu is here. WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy. We see the lagagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary. FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens. WAITRESS Unlimited stick. We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all. FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. WAITRESS Gluten Classico. From the kitchen. We the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it 18 from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe. Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 1 What is wrong, Friend 4? Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup. ANNOUNCER (wet voice) olive Garden. When You're Here, You're Here.

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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of those mythical beings who can just GLANCE at code and instantly grasp its entire functionality! 😱 The meme shows the GLORIOUS transformation from confused normie to absolute CODING DEITY - complete with sunglasses because your eyes need PROTECTION when you've achieved such enlightenment! The rest of us mere mortals are still stuck in the top panels, squinting desperately at the same function for 45 minutes before giving up and running it to see what happens. Who needs documentation when you're basically a programming PSYCHIC?!