Taking "Talk To Natives" Too Literally

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1 year ago 169,235 views 1 shares

Taking "Talk To Natives" Too Literally

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Taking language learning advice too literally is peak CS student behavior. While everyone else is chatting with native French speakers, this ambitious programmer is flat on the floor trying to communicate with an actual python. The snake looks equally confused about this impromptu coding session. Spoiler alert: hissing at your reptilian tutor won't fix your indentation errors, and the snake's debugging technique is just to swallow the problem whole.

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