Taking "Talk To Natives" Too Literally

OMG THE TRAUMA IS REAL! 😭 There you are, innocently trying to print "Hello World" in Python, and suddenly the class prodigy starts reciting the syntax differences between Haskell and Rust while casually mentioning their weekend project in assembly language. LIKE WE GET IT, YOU'RE A CODING DEITY! Meanwhile, the rest of us are being sonically assaulted by their trumpet of superiority while we struggle to remember if we need a semicolon at the end of a Python line (spoiler alert: you don't). The CS class hierarchy is more brutal than any data structure could ever be!

When you ask Copilot for help with a simple function and it decides to become an X-rated tutorial instead. This is what happens when AI trains on all of GitHub's repositories, including the questionable ones. That moment when you realize your pair programming partner has been spending way too much time on the wrong kind of "documentation." Just imagine explaining this code review to HR. And they say AI won't replace programmers? It's already replacing adult content creators!

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Content Hey, what's your name? Right, what a stupid question. I apologize, silly me. I recognize the logo now. Sorry, bye! wow, how cold! ...Anyway, I'm C. So, er.. what's your best quality? For me I'd say it's speed. But I can be a bit verbose too, all this templating these days, am I right? haha. Python!