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Oh look, an executive order for the MATLAB developers! The age-old religious war between array indexing at 0 vs 1 just got a new contender. While C, JavaScript, and Python devs start counting from 0 like sensible humans following computer memory offset logic, and MATLAB/R folks start at 1 like mathematical purists, here comes the decree that 2 is somehow the ultimate starting index. Next up: semicolons are now optional but randomly required, and all loops must be written backwards. The compiler will decide if your code runs based on its mood that day.

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Content A distributed denial-of-focus attack (aka DDoF attack) is when you try to focus on one task and your brain maliciously floods your neural network with a massive amount of random thoughts distributed over a large number of neural pathways and thus denying you the required mental capacity to focus on completing the task in a timely manner.

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