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Content def printmessage (numoftimes) for i in range(numoftimes) print("Bython is awesome!"); if name - 11 printmessage (10); main " Bython Python with braces. Because Python is awesome, but whitespace is awful. Bython is a Python preprosessor which translates curly brackets into indentation.

Remote Python bootcamp, day one. The instructor is still explaining whitespace indentation while two students have already imported their first modules. That's the thing about Python courses - half the class is struggling with "Hello World" while the other half is busy creating sentient reptiles. Eight years as a tech lead and I still can't decide if Python is dangerously accessible or brilliantly named. Either way, the snake-to-code ratio in this classroom is perfectly balanced.

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