Python Hate Train

You just wanted to backup your Android ROM. ONE simple task. But Python dependency hell said "not today, sweetie" and decided to take you on a magical journey through version incompatibility purgatory. Install Python 3.13? WRONG VERSION, genius. Downgrade to 3.9? Cool, now pip needs an upgrade. Microsoft Build Tools? Sure, why not add Windows to the suffering. OpenSSL latest version? Nope, you need the ANCIENT 1.1.1 version that only exists in the Wayback Machine archives now. After approximately 47 error messages, 23 Google searches, and contemplating a career change to goat farming, the program FINALLY installs... and doesn't work. Chef's kiss. Python package management is basically a choose-your-own-adventure book where every choice leads to pain and every path ends with you questioning your life decisions. Dependency management? More like dependency MISMANAGEMENT amirite?