Advanced Python Boilerplate

OH. MY. GOD. Someone actually wrote a function that loops through EVERY NUMBER from 0 to x just to check if a number is even or odd?! 💀 Instead of using the BASIC MODULO OPERATOR that exists in LITERALLY EVERY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, this psychopath decided "you know what would be fun? Let's make the computer count to potentially INFINITY and then return True if i equals 1 or 2!" The absolute AUDACITY to write if i == 1: return True for even numbers and if i == 2: return True for odd numbers has me SCREAMING into my mechanical keyboard! This is what happens when you code at 4am after your fifth energy drink!

Standing up for snake_case in a room full of camelCase enthusiasts is the programming equivalent of this Norman Rockwell painting. The brave soul dares to speak the unspeakable truth that underscores are just... better. Python devs nodding silently in the back while JavaScript folks clutch their pearls. The naming convention war continues, and this hero's willing to die on that hill with perfect readability and no RunTogetherWords. The real question is: who invited the SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE guy?

Imagine being so traumatized by whitespace that you create an entire preprocessor just to use curly braces. That's peak developer rebellion right there! Python devs who secretly hate indentation finally have their savior—Bython—where they can write Python code with C-style braces while still telling everyone they're Python programmers. It's like wearing a disguise to your own language's party. The irony of printing "Python is awesome!" 10 times in a language specifically created to avoid Python's signature feature is just *chef's kiss*.

OMG, the absolute HORROR of seeing a Python dev using print() statements instead of proper logging! 😱 It's like watching someone use a butter knife to fix an electrical outlet! Sure, importing that logging module takes a WHOLE EXTRA LINE of code and the UNBEARABLE AGONY of typing 'import logging' instead of just sprinkling print() statements everywhere like confetti at a debug party. But honey, when your production server is on fire at 2AM and you can't find which of your 500 print() statements is relevant, you'll be BEGGING for timestamp and log levels! The walk of shame depicted here is just *chef's kiss* PERFECTION.

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