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Content rlearnpython 32d Why wont my code run Im pretty new to python so im just wondering why my code wont run?? buttsize input("How big is your butt?") if buttsize 2: print("Your butt is small Im not gonna smack it ") elif butt size 3: print("Your butt is decently sized, if im super horny ill smack and maybe lick it") elif buttsize 4: print("Your butt is pretty big there, Why don't you come down and ill show it a good time!") else: print("WOW Your butt is pretty big! you better pull vour pants down RIGHT NOW so i can lick it clean")

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute GENIUS of this meme! 🤣 Each programming control structure represented by its perfect power cord equivalent: • if-else chains : Multiple dongles hanging off your laptop like some desperate octopus trying to connect to EVERYTHING • switch : A literal power SWITCH with multiple outlets (I mean, come ON with that perfection!) • while(True) : A power strip connected TO ITSELF in an infinite loop that would make your electrical inspector have a stroke • foreach : Power strips daisy-chained along the wall like some kind of electricity conga line • try : That chaotic rat's nest of cables we ALL have somewhere but pretend we don't • catch : A circuit breaker ready to save your entire house from burning down when your code inevitably fails And we all know that "Build Skip Tests" means we're bypassing ALL these safety measures anyway! Who needs error handling when you have deadlines?!

The absolute carnage of those import aliases! It's like watching someone deliberately rewire your house so the light switch controls the garbage disposal. For the uninitiated, this person swapped all the standard Python data science library aliases in the most unholy way possible: tensorflow as plt , pandas as tf , numpy as pd , and matplotlib.pyplot as np . This is psychological warfare against data scientists who have muscle memory for these imports. Imagine typing np.array() and getting a plotting function instead of a NumPy array. Pure chaos. Satan himself would say "whoa, take it easy."

SWEET MOTHER OF INDENTATION! The absolute HORROR of trying to find your cursor in a Python script! There you are, squinting at THREE different monitors like Gandalf trying to decipher ancient runes, and your cursor has VANISHED into the void! 🧙‍♂️ And why can't you find it? Because Python is the T-Rex of programming languages - it literally CANNOT SEE YOU if you don't move! Your cursor is just sitting there, perfectly camouflaged against the sea of whitespace, silently judging your life choices while you frantically wiggle your mouse like you're performing some desperate ritual to summon the coding gods!

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