Love Python, Destroy Egos

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Love Python, Destroy Egos

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BEHOLD THE ABSOLUTE CARNAGE of showing a C++ developer how their precious 1000-line masterpiece can be reduced to 10 measly lines in Python! 💀 The sheer AUDACITY! Their entire programming IDENTITY crumbling before their eyes as their verbose semicolon-riddled monstrosity gets OBLITERATED by a few import statements and list comprehensions! It's not just code reduction—it's EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! The C++ dev's face literally MELTING OFF while the smug Python dev stands there with those glasses, practically RADIATING superiority! This isn't just programming language differences, this is PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE!

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