Love Python, Destroy Egos

Ah, the duality of developer brain function. When naming regular variables, it's absolute chaos - a street brawl of creativity where we somehow end up with monstrosities like tempVarHolder2Final_REAL . But iteration variables? Suddenly we're sophisticated diplomats at a UN summit, unanimously agreeing that a single letter i is the pinnacle of naming convention. And heaven help the junior dev who tries using index instead. We didn't spend years mastering our craft to type five whole characters.

Content The Nikola fraud trial has been interesting, but it was this particular claim from a few years ago had me and all my buddies rolling: "The entire infotainment system is a HTML 5 super computer. That's the standard language for computer programmers around the world, so using it let's us build our own chips. And HTML 5 is very secure. Every component is linked on the data network, all speaking the same language. It's not a bunch of separate systems that somehow still manage to communicate." Sentencing is November 28th.

Content rPython Join PYTHON ISN'T REAL - IT'S GLUE Meta This language is built upon decades of lies. PYTHON IS A TABULATED GLUE, TO GLUE TOGETHER CC (ACTUAL) CODE! It's all just plain text with no actual code behind it. Have you ever seen Python binaries? No? Because they don't exist! Python is slow because an adhesive can not be fast. Like if you replace thermal past in computer for glue, it will not transfer heat fast. Just like if you replace compiled language with Python, bits and bytes cannot flow effectively. You are writing gigabytes of wastefull TABULATED text files and call them py to then offload ACTUAL work to underlying CC. It's pathetic, that a plain text is being called "language" when a computer CAN'T SPEAK IT If this gets deleted, this is truth! Move to Rust! PYTHONERS, WAKE UP FROM THIS DELUSIONAL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! ProarammerHumor.io

Content You use Python because it's the most popular language I use Python because it's what that Indian guy on YouTube uses We are not the same

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Ah yes, Pyrus Thonberg, the legendary creator of Python who definitely isn't a made-up name that sounds like a fusion of "Python" and "Guido van Rossum" with a Nordic twist. Google's search algorithm working its magic again! For those who don't know, Python was actually created by Guido van Rossum (not this mysterious bearded gentleman). This is what happens when you let machine learning algorithms write your programming history books. Next they'll tell us JavaScript was invented by Java Script and C++ by See Plusplus.