But... Why? Why not anything related to my actual job?

Content THIS IS YOUR MACHINE LEARNING SYSTEM? YUP! YOU POUR THE DATA INTO THIS BIG PILE OF LINEAR ALGEBRA, THEN COLLECT THE ANSWERS ON THE OTHER SIDE. WHAT IF THE ANSWERS ARE WRONG? JUST STIR THE PILE UNTiL THEY START LOOKING RIGHT. ( T SaTA ANSWERS Machine Learning 101

Content Today at 5:24 AM is anyone here good at python? 3 Today at 5:25 AM The coding, or snake wrestling? Today at 5:25 AM Today at 5:25 AM coding Today at 5:25 AM Oh 1 can only snake wrestle, sorry Today at 5.25 AM smh

Ah, the most honest code comment in the history of programming. When you import boto3 for AWS and immediately declare psychological warfare on future developers. This is the coding equivalent of leaving a landmine with a sticky note that says "good luck!" The best part? We've all been both the author and the victim of these comments. Nothing says "I've given up on humanity" quite like documenting your code with pure spite instead of actual explanations.

Content GENTLEMEN, IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU THAT JUST DID 3 HOURS OF OVERTIME ON A FRIDAY TO FIX A DEPLOYMENT I SCREWED UP

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Content Why someone would use as a first programming language: Python: For it's simple syntax Java: To learn basic computer science concepts C: See Java BASIC: They were in cryogenic storage since 1968 Bash: To make themselves feel productive Git: To actually, why would someone use Git as their FIRST language? HTML: To make themselves feel like a programmer CSS: To make themselves feel like a cooler programmer JavaScript: They have a really good idea for a website TypeScript: They have a REALLY good idea for a website Brainfuck: They want to gain new respect for Alan Turing C: Meth addict that needs the same speed from their language C: Cocaine addict that needs the same speed from their language Carbon: To get a head-start on the 10-year job requirement PHP: Masochism Fortran: Masochism but with a better paycheck Rust: Cult induction Microsoft Excel: To feel like a geek without being a programmer Game of Life: Ooh... pretty squares.