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Content WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE SAYING A WIDELY USED LANGUAGE IS GARBAGE JUST ASSUME THEY AREN'T REAL SOFTWARE ENGINEERS OR ARE JUST BAD AT THEIR JOBS imgfig con

Content WHY CAN'T PIP INSTALL GDAL? BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO USE CONDA. BUTTALREADY HAVE 50GB OF PYTHON ENVIRONMENTS.

Content rPython Join PYTHON ISN'T REAL - IT'S GLUE Meta This language is built upon decades of lies. PYTHON IS A TABULATED GLUE, TO GLUE TOGETHER CC (ACTUAL) CODE! It's all just plain text with no actual code behind it. Have you ever seen Python binaries? No? Because they don't exist! Python is slow because an adhesive can not be fast. Like if you replace thermal past in computer for glue, it will not transfer heat fast. Just like if you replace compiled language with Python, bits and bytes cannot flow effectively. You are writing gigabytes of wastefull TABULATED text files and call them py to then offload ACTUAL work to underlying CC. It's pathetic, that a plain text is being called "language" when a computer CAN'T SPEAK IT If this gets deleted, this is truth! Move to Rust! PYTHONERS, WAKE UP FROM THIS DELUSIONAL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! ProarammerHumor.io

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