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Ah, the classic NumPy paradox: np.nan == np.nan returns False . Because apparently even NaN doesn't want to be associated with itself. Just like that one developer who wrote this code and now refuses to acknowledge it in code reviews. The screaming title perfectly captures that moment when you spend 3 hours debugging only to discover your data analysis is failing because Not-a-Number isn't equal to... itself. It's not a bug, it's a feature – said no data scientist ever.

The eternal quest for micro-optimization strikes again! Some poor soul wrote an entire math library in Rust just to divide 60 by 9 from Python. That's like building a nuclear reactor to charge your phone. Sure, Rust is blazingly fast, but at what cost? Your sanity? Three months of your life? Meanwhile, Python would've just returned 6.666... before you finished typing "cargo new". The Shrek running meme perfectly captures that mix of pride and madness that comes with over-engineering a simple solution. We've all been there—spending hours optimizing code that runs once a month to save 0.02 seconds.

Content "Private" instance variables that cannot be accessed except from inside an object don't exist in Python. However, there is a convention that is followed by most Python code: a name prefixed with an underscore (e.q. spam) should be treated as a non-public part of the API (whether it is a function, a method or a data member). It should be considered an imple- mentation detail and subject to change without notice. Should I just H have private variables? No. It's the other languages that are wrong.

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