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The ultimate nightmare for data scientists just dropped! Imagine trying to pip install your favorite packages and getting hit with a "Trade War Exception: Additional 25% CPU usage required." NumPy gets special treatment with an extra 10% because apparently array operations are a national security threat. Next thing you know, we'll need to smuggle TensorFlow modules across the border in USB sticks labeled "definitely not machine learning." The irony of putting tariffs on Python imports when they're literally free and open source is just *chef's kiss* peak software geopolitics.

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