Average Python Programmer

First frame: Guy confidently throws out some pretentious nonsense about programming vs scripting languages. Second frame: Girl asks a basic programming question that any self-respecting developer should know. Third frame: Guy's entire facade crumbles as he realizes he's been exposed as someone who talks big but can't answer fundamental questions. The brutal truth is we've all been that guy at some point. Talking philosophical BS about programming paradigms but then freezing when asked if a language has array.includes() . The eternal impostor syndrome is justified sometimes.

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Content Your friend wants to learn to program. What language do you recommend? A. JavaScript B. Java (includes Kotlin) C. Ruby D. Python E. C F. Go G. CC H. Swift 1. PHP 9:48 pm 12 Oct 20 Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 53 Likes 17 thepoosh lepoosh 13h Replying to donnfelker the question is always "what do you want to do with it?" if it's apps, SwiftJava if it's websites (front and back) javascript if it's data science probably python if it's government C if I hate him PHP ProarammerHumor.io

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Content Dev back in 1996 Dev in 2020 JS 1just fit Pokemon Red in 512KB Hemip, my hello world uses 1GB