Any Programmers In Here?

Python programmers have achieved what no other tribe in the programming world has managed: the ability to identify each other in public restrooms. While Java devs are stuck respecting personal space like normal humans, Python folks apparently have a secret handshake protocol that triggers at urinals.

The Python evangelist strikes immediately with recruitment tactics. "You should switch to Python bro" - because nothing says "appropriate bathroom conversation" like language wars while you're trying to mind your own business. Next he'll be explaining list comprehensions and the Zen of Python while washing his hands.

Somewhere, a C++ developer is grateful nobody can recognize them by their template metaprogramming scars.