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Content HOW IT STARTED: Elon Musk elonmusk The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them 3:01 PM Feb 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone HOW IT'S GOING: L'Chat BlackOverflow 13h Replying to elonmusk Me when I hold my work visa employees hostage for a 2am photo op so I can make it look like I'm totally doing the coding and stuff 483 17 1,314 39 123 18,106

Content An optimist says : "the glass is half-full" A pessimist says : "the glass is half-empty A programmer says: "the glass is twice as large as necessary"

Content SORRY LADIES, NO F CH UNTIL I FIX THE BUG

Content I Am Recruitr iamrecruitr Follow Just so I'm clear, laptop stickers are the tech equivalent of prison tattoos right? 5:34 PM - 18 Apr 2018 2,264 Retweets 6,599 Likes Q. 150 17 23K 6.6K

Developer: "It works on my machine..." Manager: "Then we'll ship your machine." The punchline? That's literally how containerization was invented. Docker is just your laptop in a trench coat pretending to be a production environment. Now instead of blaming the server, we blame the YAML file. Progress.

You know you've made some questionable life choices when even heaven has to deal with JavaScript. The tweet perfectly captures the collective trauma we all share: someone, somewhere, decided that a language originally designed to make monkey GIFs dance on Netscape Navigator should run... literally everything. Your browser, your server, your toaster, your dreams. The joke is that if you meet the person responsible for embedding JavaScript into browsers in the afterlife, you'll immediately know you're in the bad place. Because let's be real, JavaScript has given us `undefined is not a function`, type coercion nightmares, and the eternal question: "Why are there 47 different ways to declare a variable?" Brendan Eich created JavaScript in just 10 days back in 1995, and we've been debugging his weekend project for nearly 30 years. Thanks, Brendan. We love/hate you.