You're Welcome, I Guess

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You're Welcome, I Guess

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The greatest irony of software development: writing documentation so good your team lead shakes your hand in approval, then immediately forgetting what your own code does 20 minutes later. It's like building an elaborate treasure map, then getting lost in your own backyard. This is why I keep a sticky note on my monitor that just says "Future You Is An Idiot" as a reminder to document even the obvious stuff. The handshake of approval is just the universe's setup for the punchline that is your memory.

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