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Content In Cuba it often looks like there's no line, but there is. It's called "el ultimo". When you arrive somewhere you ask "el ultimo?" and whoever is last in line raises their hand. You are now "el ultimo" and you just know who is in front of you. In the meantime you can sit down in some shade.

Content You have a coding section for your classwork and you figure it out right away Your classmates copy your answer verbatim down to the name of the variables Later on you find a much better way to solve the problem so you rewrite your code from scratch Classmates get in trouble for copying off each other while you get a 100 on the assignment

Content Kaleb KrazyKabe Visiting my girlfriend at work (she's a server) and she has a table of 20 guys

Content You know you're a programmer when your laptop is worth more than your car.

The graveyard of abandoned repositories grows by one every time someone says "I should build a quick tool for that." Those apples represent the countless projects started with enthusiasm, only to be abandoned after the initial commit. The kid is already eyeing the next shiny project while the previous ones rot quietly on the digital shelf. My GitHub profile is basically a museum of good intentions with terrible follow-through. The README.md files should just read "Temporarily abandoned until I feel guilty enough to open this again in 2027."

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