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Oh. My. GOD. The DRAMA of JavaScript's this keyword is the ultimate betrayal! You're sitting there, coding away, when suddenly your program implodes and you scream "F*** THIS!" in righteous fury—only to realize the tragic irony that you literally have NO IDEA what "this" even is in your code! 😱 It's like screaming at a ghost you can't see! For the JavaScript-curious, this is that slippery little devil that changes meaning depending on context—sometimes it's the window, sometimes it's an object, sometimes it's whatever random thing bound to it. And don't even get me started on arrow functions changing all the rules! The AUDACITY!

The cosmic joke here is that someone's code got completely mangled—likely by a text encoding issue or font rendering problem—turning their Python code into what looks like hieroglyphics. Instead of seeing this as a technical glitch, they've hilariously interpreted it as "Hebrew code" and are genuinely asking how to translate it back! The punchline hits when they ask "THEY HAVE ENGLISH CODING???" as if programming in English is the exotic alternative. It's the coding equivalent of driving on the wrong side of the road and wondering why everyone else is doing it backward. Fun fact: This is actually a perfect example of mojibake—when text is decoded using the wrong character encoding. Somewhere between saving and viewing this code, UTF-8 got interpreted as something else entirely, creating this beautiful disaster.

Content New languages programmers Python is better Nooooo, JS is far better C programmers C is hell Yes

Content Have a great weekend I hope your code behaves on Monday the same way it did on Friday

Content BAD Look at those indents and nesting. This looks like the pyramids. Are you a pharaoh? No. You are not a pharaoh. Pharaohs don't use Twitter. So don't build pyramids BETTER Use early returns to make your functions return the short values as early as possible, leave the long happy path for the end BEST Don't write code. The world has enough apps as it is. It's cool to not do one. const Header ( title ) if (title) return h1 class"header"titleh1 7 else return null const Header ( title 7) if (!title) return null return h1 class"header"title h1

Content Zebra after defragmentation