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Your side project is literally DROWNING in the ocean, desperately waving for attention like "HELLO?? REMEMBER ME?? THE BRILLIANT IDEA YOU HAD AT 2 AM??" Meanwhile, you're out here living your best life with your stable job, completely ignoring the poor thing. That side project has been sitting in your GitHub repo collecting dust for 6 months while you pretend it doesn't exist. The audacity! The betrayal! But hey, at least your job pays the bills and doesn't require you to learn that new framework you promised yourself you'd master. Sorry buddy, but rent > passion projects. 💀

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