It's A Feature Not A Bug

Content Dear Family and Friends.I am a programmer, I make Softwares and programmes. -Blackbeltdevs.com I don't repair Computers, Printers, Chargers, Televisions Cars and Tractors. Please be warned.

Content PROGRAMMING SKILL 00 02 04 06 08 10 12 M 16 13 30 22 24 26 BLOOD ALCOHOL CONCENTRATION () CALLED THE BALLMER PEAK, IT WAS DISCOVERED BY MICROSOFT IN THE LATE 80's. THE CAUSE IS UNKNOWN, BUT SOMEHOW A BAC. BETWEEN 0.129x AND 0.138 CONFERS SUPERHUMAN PROGRAMMING ABILITY. HOWEVER, IT'S A DELICATE EFFECT REQUIRING CAREFULCALIBRATION- YOU CAN'T JUST GIE A TEAM OF CODERS A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF WHISKEY AND TELL THEM TO GET CRACKING, HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED? REMEMBER WINDOWS ME? I KNEW IT! Procrammersumori

The eternal struggle of trying to convince Microsoft Word you're the boss of your own files. That desperate moment when Word is hellbent on uploading your resume to OneDrive while you're frantically trying to explain that you just want local storage like it's 2005. Microsoft's cloud obsession is the digital equivalent of someone constantly trying to store your stuff in their garage "for safekeeping" when you've got a perfectly good closet at home. The slow, deliberate explanation—like you're negotiating with a hostage taker—is painfully relatable to anyone who's ever fought with modern software's assumption that everything belongs in the cloud.

Content Programmers, what's the funniest outsider's view of your job you've ever heard? Daniel Rolfe, Bachelors Finance Computer Programming, University of Technology, Sydney Answered 17h ago Many moons ago my ex wife was in the room while I was working on developing some new capability of a C application. Ihad many browser windows open with various sites displayed showing sample code, documentation, other people's approaches etc. She gasped and said, "Dan, what are you doing?". I was confused and told her I was working on some new functionality. "But aren't you cheating?" she asked, wide eyed. "Eh?" was my even more confused response. "You're looking at those websites, shouldn't you figure it out vourself?" My jaw dropped. ProdrammerHumor.io

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Content Windows Developer windowsdev Tell us you're a developer without telling us you're a developer. 10:53 PM 13 Jan 21 Sprinklr Publisher 184 Retweets 231 Quote Tweets 1,941 Likes 17 daM CodeSnail codesnail 1s Replying to windowsdev I'm using Linux 17 v