Every Workaround Ever

Technical debt Workaround Todo comments Legacy code Code maintenance Temporary solutions Developer life Software engineering Hack

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Every Workaround Ever

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Ah, the classic "// TODO: remove when no longer needed" followed by a roof built around a ladder instead of removing it. This is peak developer energy! Just like that temporary fix from 2016 that's now somehow a critical part of your production infrastructure. The comment might as well say "// TODO: remove when hell freezes over" because we all know that ladder is staying there until the building collapses. Technical debt with physical manifestation!

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