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Why solve problems when you can just throw money at them?

Why solve problems when you can just throw money at them? | server-memes, scala-memes, performance-memes, servers-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
server-memes, scala-memes, performance-memes, servers-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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SCALABILITY OUR APP DOESN’T SCALE, THE SERVER CRASHES CONSTANTLY. WHAT CAN WE DO? TWITTER.COM VINCENTONL WE COULD PROFILE THE CODEBASE AND SEE WHERE PERFORMANCE ISSUES ARE… WE COULD JUST TELL ACCOUNTING THAT WE NEED THREE NEW SERVERS AND CALL IT A DAY! YEAH!