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The 15,000 Traitors

The 15,000 Traitors
Ah, the classic "train AI models for $1,200/week" recruitment ad featuring a clown watering a sad little tree in a barren field. Nothing says "legitimate career opportunity" like 15,000 developers already doing the digital equivalent of selling knives door-to-door. The rope around the tree is a nice touch – can't have that AI training data escaping into the wild. Remember folks, if you're not paying for the product, you are the product... and in this case, you're even paying them with your labor.

When Your 2TB Dream Drive Is Actually 7GB Of Disappointment

When Your 2TB Dream Drive Is Actually 7GB Of Disappointment
Ah, the classic "2TB for $7" eBay special! What we're seeing here is the digital equivalent of buying a "Rolax" watch from a guy in an alley. The VP's bargain USB drive claims to be 2.1TB but the validation software reveals it's actually 7.3GB - about 0.35% of the advertised capacity. These scam drives are modified to report a fake capacity to your computer while actually containing a fraction of the storage. They'll happily let you "save" files beyond their real capacity, but those files just vanish into the digital void. Like trying to pour a gallon of water into a shot glass and wondering where it all went. Nothing quite says "executive decision-making" like a VP who thinks storage technology follows the same pricing model as ramen noodles. At least the validation software delivered the bad news before any important company files went to digital heaven!