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Content 1 . 11h Programming final in a few minutes. Hard to believe that just 4 short months ago I knew absolutely nothing about programming and now here I am somehow knowing even less. 17 88 ill

Asking for coding help on social media is like walking into a jungle full of predators. The cat (newbie) innocently asks about hunting mice (solving a simple problem), but gets bombarded with increasingly dangerous suggestions from the "experts." First the leopard dismisses the original approach entirely, then the tiger suggests deer (a completely different framework), and finally the lion recommends buffalos (an enterprise-level solution to a beginner problem). This is exactly what happens when you ask how to center a div and someone tells you to rewrite your entire app in Rust with a microservices architecture. The escalation is both hilarious and painfully accurate.

Content WAITING FOR ALL THE CUSTOMERS O MIGRATE TO NEW PLATFORM, SO I CAN RETIRE LEGACY SERVICES

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