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Content YO MAMA'S SO FAT SHE CAN'T SAVE FILES BIGGER THAN 4GB

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Content When you spend days on a function... Then have to delete it because you found a more efficient and readable solution that took 2 minutes to implement.

Nothing says "we understand your pain" quite like Jira's slogan "Big ideas start with Jira" plastered on a bathroom stall door handle. Because nothing sparks innovation like being trapped in a metal box contemplating your life choices while your digestive system rebels. The irony is just *chef's kiss* - developers already feel trapped by endless Jira tickets and sprint planning meetings, and now they can't even escape it in the bathroom. Talk about agile marketing - they've successfully sprinted into the one sacred space developers had left.

Content Times I have used REGEX Times I have had to learn REGEX Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture.

Content Code that does 1000 things Code when it's updated to do 1001 things