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Want to watch a developer lose their mind? Skip the obvious semicolon swap and go straight for psychological warfare. Adding #define public private to system headers is the programming equivalent of putting sugar in someone's gas tank. You're not just breaking their code—you're breaking their spirit . It'll compile fine but cause absolute chaos at runtime, leading to days of debugging hell while they question their sanity, their career choices, and possibly the fabric of reality itself.

Content Hello. I am the 00M Killer. THe kernel I'm the special process that the Kernel calls upon When memory Is running out. I have permission to kill other processes in order to prevent chaos. Out of Memory I must follow a series of complex rules in order to decide who I'm gonna kill. But, in the end. BANG I always kIll Apache off. THAT'S RACISM! I don't like that feather. Daniel Stori (turnoff.Us

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Content Thank you doctor. You did your best Any doctor here? I'm a doctor! Whats going on? A heart atack! I'm a doctor of Computer Science! He is going to die!!! OldMan.setHealth ("100");

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