Who Took This Photo

Technical debt Scrum Project management Software development Legacy code Code quality Junior developer Senior developer Team dynamics

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Who Took This Photo

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The natural hierarchy of software development in its native habitat. Junior devs frantically climbing up the project staircase, desperately trying to make sense of the codebase they inherited. The senior dev stands back, knowing exactly which parts will collapse but choosing to watch the learning process unfold. Meanwhile, the Scrum Master casually enjoys his snack, completely oblivious to the impending disaster. He'll just add it as "technical debt" to next sprint's backlog and call it a day. The best part? No one knows who's actually responsible for this architectural nightmare, but the commit history has been carefully scrubbed of all evidence.

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