Who Cares About Your Bad Code Anyway

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Who Cares About Your Bad Code Anyway

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The perfect representation of code review culture in the wild. Guy 1 frantically points out someone's terrible code like it's a five-alarm fire, while Guy 2 delivers the crushing reality check: absolutely nobody gives a damn. The same devs who'll argue for hours about tabs vs. spaces will happily ignore a production codebase that looks like it was written by randomly mashing a keyboard. Welcome to software engineering, where we're simultaneously perfectionists and completely fine with duct-taped solutions that "just work." The duality of programmer.

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