When Your Code Loses Its Colors

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When Your Code Loses Its Colors

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Ever opened a new text editor and felt like you're suddenly coding blind? Without syntax highlighting, your brain just knows something is fundamentally wrong with the universe. It's like trying to read binary without your glasses. Your fingers hover over the keyboard as your soul quietly whispers, "Where did my beautiful colored keywords go?" The Matrix has clearly glitched, and you're not about to write a single line until those conditionals turn blue and those strings go green.

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