When You Know Your Teammate Is Vibe Coding But He's Hiding It Well

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When You Know Your Teammate Is Vibe Coding But He's Hiding It Well

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You know that look. The one where you're watching your coworker absolutely demolish a feature implementation while listening to lo-fi beats, completely in the zone, and somehow they're acting like it's just another Tuesday. Meanwhile you're over here wrestling with a merge conflict for the third hour straight.

The real skill isn't the coding—it's maintaining that poker face during standup when the PM asks how it's going and they casually say "making progress" while secretly having already refactored half the codebase and fixed six bugs nobody knew existed.

Respect the craft. Respect the silence.

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