When Simple Questions Become Meeting Marathons

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When Simple Questions Become Meeting Marathons

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You just wanted to know if you should use camelCase or snake_case for the new feature, but now there's a 45-minute calendar invite with 8 people discussing "naming convention standardization" and someone's sharing their screen with a PowerPoint about "The History of Variable Naming." The worst part? The meeting ends with "Let's schedule a follow-up to continue this discussion." The classic developer time-sink where a 10-second question morphs into corporate purgatory faster than you can say "git commit".

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