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The eternal paradox of our profession summed up in one glorious poster. You spend four years learning algorithms, data structures, and design patterns, then six months later you're staring at a perfectly valid piece of code wondering why it's returning undefined instead of your data. The best part? When you finally fix it by adding a semicolon in some random place and it suddenly works. No explanation. No logical reason. Just the programming gods smiling upon your desperate sacrifices of time and sanity. And the next day, you'll do it all again because somehow, despite everything, you still love this ridiculous profession.

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