When One More Feature Breaks The Universe

Technical debt Refactoring Feature creep Legacy code Code maintenance Software architecture Spaghetti code Complexity Scope creep

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When One More Feature Breaks The Universe

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Ah, feature creep—the silent killer of elegant architecture. What started as a beautiful, simple interchange suddenly turns into the LA freeway system from hell because some product manager said "wouldn't it be cool if we added just one more thing?" The best part? That "one more thing" breaks twelve other things you didn't even know were connected. Welcome to maintenance hell, population: you.

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