What Type Of Programmer Are You?

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Ah, the classic "200 means success, right?" approach to HTTP status codes. This brave developer is checking if the status is "greater than or equal to 200" which is like saying "as long as the patient's temperature is above 98.6°F, they're perfectly healthy!" – even if it's 108°F and they're literally on fire. Fun fact: HTTP status codes in the 200s mean success, 300s are redirections, 400s are client errors, and 500s are server errors. So this code will happily announce "File uploaded successfully" even when the server is melting down with a 500 error. It's the coding equivalent of "this is fine" while everything burns around you.

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Alien civilization discovered JavaScript and chose violence. Can't blame them. Any advanced species encountering a language where null == undefined but null !== undefined would reasonably conclude we're beyond salvation. The cosmic death sentence is just good garbage collection.

OH. MY. GOD. Someone actually coded the entire value of π using variable names that spell out "negative eight"! 🤯 This absolute GENIUS created a JavaScript abomination where they've defined a bunch of constants with seemingly random fractional values, then multiplied them together in a way that spells out "negative eight" but ACTUALLY calculates π! The comment even brags it "works for -11 to 11" like they've created some mathematical masterpiece while committing crimes against code readability! This is what happens when math nerds get bored on a Tuesday afternoon. Somewhere, a code reviewer is having a nervous breakdown.

Content When you don't change much but compiles one more time to see if it works fine this time.. yuva.krishna.memes Compiler: I'm tired, boss.