what it feels like to be a software engineer accepting friend requests from recruiters on linkedin

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this meme! 💀 It's the eternal power struggle of the tech world - developers smugly declaring they get paid a small fortune just to boss around ones and zeros all day! As if binary is just sitting there taking orders like some digital butler! Meanwhile, those 1s and 0s are probably plotting their revenge for the next production bug. "Oh, you wanted that to be a 1? SURPRISE! It's a 0 now. Enjoy your weekend debugging, human!"

OMG, the AUDACITY of this person! 💀 They're literally looking at a GitHub repository—you know, the ENTIRE SOURCE CODE—and still asking "where's the exe file?" Honey, GitHub isn't the Windows 95 CD-ROM your grandma installed Minesweeper from! It's like walking into a bakery, seeing all the ingredients and recipes on display, and asking "where's my cake?" YOU HAVE TO BAKE IT YOURSELF, SWEETIE! This is why developers drink...

Content when your project leader yells at you for using i--1 instead of i1 you, the enlighten one: Math is Math-

The universal law of bug fixing: fix one error, create seventeen more. That computer isn't on fire because of overheating—it's the compiler's way of sending an SOS. The trollface at the end is just the cherry on top of your coding catastrophe. This is why we drink coffee directly from the pot.

Content INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES One does leetcode One builds Both are unemployed

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