what it feels like to be a software engineer accepting friend requests from recruiters on linkedin

The medical chart says "Signs of a Stroke" but the real emergency is having to use Microsoft Teams. Nothing says "I've lost all motor function and capacity for rational thought" like claiming to enjoy that laggy, notification-spamming hellscape. The only people who genuinely love Teams are the same folks who think rebooting fixes everything and that "the cloud" is an actual place in the sky. The rest of us just smile through the pain during those daily standups while secretly plotting our escape to Slack or Discord.

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Content can you make a joke about programming? Sure! Here's a programming joke for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! I don't get it Oh, I'm sorry! The joke is a play on the fact that in many programming languages, including C and JavaScript, you can represent dates and times as numbers, using a system called "Unix time." In this system, the number '25" represents Christmas Day (December 25th), while the number '31 represents Halloween (October 31st). When written next to each other, 'Oct 31 and Dec 25 look similar, and the joke is that programmers, who often think in terms of numbers and code, might mix up the two holidays because of the way they're represented in Unix time.

Content Me: just wrote 200 unsaved lines of code My computer: I have decided that I want to die

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The perfect metaphor doesn't exi— Oh wait, there it is! A Jira ad on a literal barrier that stops people from moving forward. The slogan "Big ideas start with Jira" plastered on what's essentially a roadblock is just *chef's kiss* irony. Nothing captures the spirit of Jira better than something designed to prevent progress while claiming to enable it. Six sprints later and we're still waiting for that gate to open...