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The perfect encapsulation of QA testing versus real-world usage. The QA engineer dutifully tries every imaginable edge case - normal input, zero input, integer overflow, negative values, and even random gibberish. Everything passes with flying colors! Then some innocent user walks in and asks the most basic, completely reasonable question that nobody thought to test... and the entire system implodes spectacularly. It's the software development equivalent of building an impenetrable fortress with laser turrets, shark moats, and retinal scanners... only to have someone walk in through the unlocked back door.

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The meme shows a character rapidly aging after learning Windows 10 was released in 2015. It's the perfect visual representation of how software lifecycles hit different in tech years. Microsoft announced Windows 10 is reaching End of Life (EOL) in October 2025 – meaning an OS that feels like it just came out yesterday is already being put out to pasture. Nothing makes developers feel their own mortality quite like realizing the "new" operating system they reluctantly upgraded to is already being shown the door. Time in tech is measured in dog years, apparently.

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