what it feels like to be a software engineer accepting friend requests from recruiters on linkedin

Content We ed at y sky is a bad of is above System lestore Disk Do NoT erase be popsicle ProgrammerHumor.it

Content TRYING TO UNDERSTAND MARMONSA AIN HOW REGEX WORKS

Ah yes, the infamous "30-minute microservices" mascot! That blue gopher with buck teeth isn't just any rodent - it's the Go programming language mascot after promising you can build an entire microservice architecture before your coffee gets cold. The martini glass really sells it - because you'll need a stiff drink when you realize maintaining those 47 "simple" services requires a team of DevOps engineers and a prayer circle. Classic YouTube thumbnail optimism at its finest!

Content HOW MOST FOURUNIT TESTS ARE WRITTENS

Ah yes, the three sacred commandments of modern software development. Nothing says "I'm a serious engineer" like implementing microservices for your todo app that gets 3 visitors per month. The best part is watching junior devs implement Kubernetes clusters for projects that could run on a Raspberry Pi from 2012. We're all just one obscure Rust framework away from that FAANG offer letter.

Content Its dinner time, hes so excited! Programmerswillconquer. con ALREALMLE