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Marketing folks rejecting actual algorithms while embracing "AI" is peak corporate comedy. They don't want the nerdy math stuff—they want the shiny buzzword they can slap on everything! Never mind that AI literally runs on algorithms... but why let technical reality get in the way of a good slide deck? Next quarter they'll discover "machine learning" and act like they invented fire.

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Someone searched for "guthib" instead of "github" and the absolute madlads at GitHub actually bought the domain just to tell you that you can't type. The passive-aggressive energy here is what fuels developer nightmares. It's like when your code fails and the error message is just "no." Except this time, a multi-billion dollar company went out of their way to roast your typing skills. Money well spent!