What Is God's Favorite Programming Language

Programming languages Legacy code Mainframe Cobol Old technology Banking systems Ancient code Outdated tech God

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What Is God's Favorite Programming Language

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God checking in on Earth only to discover his beloved COBOL is no longer the programming superstar?! THE HORROR! 😱

For the uninitiated, COBOL is that ancient programming language from the 1950s that's basically the technological equivalent of a dinosaur that REFUSES to go extinct. It's still running critical financial systems and government infrastructure because apparently rewriting that code would be like trying to perform heart surgery while skydiving.

Meanwhile, God's up there clutching his pearls because JavaScript and Python have stolen his thunder. Sorry, big guy, but your precious COBOL is now just the weird grandparent of programming languages that banks can't bear to put in a retirement home!

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