We Are All Impostors

The dark art of debugging has evolved. Instead of waiting for help that never comes, just bait the internet with wrong answers. Post your question, switch accounts, reply with something horrifically incorrect, and watch as coding experts materialize from thin air to correct you with detailed explanations and working solutions. It's Cunningham's Law in its purest form - the fastest way to get the right answer isn't to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer. The rage-fueled correctness of strangers is more reliable than any documentation.

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The gradual descent into clown makeup as you troubleshoot a connection issue that was self-inflicted all along. Nothing quite captures the soul-crushing realization that you wasted hours debugging when your VPN was silently sabotaging everything. First you try random commands like sudo pacman -Syu (the Arch Linux equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?"), then restart Docker, then consult colleagues who suggest the classic "sudo reboot" fix... only to discover your Sweden VPN was the culprit the entire time. The real joke is that we've all done this. Multiple times. And we'll do it again next week.

The excitement-to-disappointment pipeline is real. You spend hours hunting for that perfect C++ feature to solve your problem, only to discover it's coming in C++26... which is years away. It's like finding out the solution to your current deadline is scheduled to arrive sometime after your retirement. The crushing realization that you'll have to implement your own janky workaround (again) instead of using that shiny new linear algebra library. Welcome to C++ development, where the future is always bright but perpetually out of reach.