Wanna See My Digital Horror Collection?

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Wanna See My Digital Horror Collection?

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The classic "wanna see spaghetti?" pickup line, but make it programming! Nothing says "I'm a coding disaster" quite like offering to show someone your assembler, BASIC, old C code, or COBOL. It's the digital equivalent of opening your closet and having all the skeletons fall out at once. The real horror isn't in haunted houses—it's in legacy codebases written by developers who left the company 15 years ago with zero documentation.

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