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Content adam ferrone rone Thoughts? PROPOSED NEW STANDARD YEAR 13 EQUAL SIZED MONTHS (28 days x 13 months 364, 1 365) THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SUNDAY THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SATURDAY THE ONE DAY LEFT OVER IS NEW YEARS DAY. IT ISN'T A WEEKDAY OR WEEKEND, IT'S MAGIC, AND ON LEAP YEARS ITS A DOUBLE VACATION DAY. THE REST IS EASY. IF SOMEONE SAYS, "PLL SEE YOU ON THE 19TH," YOU KNOW IT'S ON A THURSDAY. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MONTH, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHAT YEAR, IT'S GOING TO BE ON A THURSDAY. CALCULATING IS EASY, PLANNING IS EASY, AND PAYCHECKS COME WHEN YOU EXPECT THEM. 1:09 PM 18 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone 617 Retweets one Likes 17

Looks like GitHub Copilot just went full 1950s mode! Two functions side by side: one for men that returns the salary unchanged, and another for women that returns 90% of the input. Copilot didn't just write code—it accidentally coded up the gender pay gap! This is what happens when your AI learns from historical data without an ethics class. The machine isn't biased... it just perfectly mirrors our messed-up world. Maybe the next update should include a "modern society" plugin.

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While GPT and Claude are having their epic AI showdown with fancy marketing and billion-dollar budgets, kernel developers are just sitting there like a confused cat in the snow wondering what all the fuss is about. They've been quietly building the actual foundations that make computers work for decades without the spotlight. It's like watching two celebrities fight over who has the best makeup while the person who built the entire stage is just... standing there... in the cold... questioning their life choices. 😂