Old tech Memes

Ah, the PS/2 ports—where mice and keyboards went to die before USB came along and made everything better. If you recognize these ancient circular connectors without Googling, congratulations! You're officially old enough to have debugged Y2K bugs and probably still have a drawer full of IDE cables "just in case." The blue one's for mice, the green one's for keyboards, and getting them mixed up was the original "USB superposition" before USB-C made us all flip connectors three times. Remember the satisfying click when you finally got the pins aligned? And the sheer panic when you bent one? Good times. Kids these days will never know the joy of rebooting because you dared to unplug your keyboard.

Nothing makes you feel like a digital dinosaur quite like discovering your "super old laptop" has an M2 slot. You thought you were being all retro-cool by upgrading from HDD to SSD, only to find out your ancient relic is actually newer than half your Steam library. That moment when you realize technology has lapped you twice and you're still running updates from 2018. The future is now, old man!