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Are You PS/2 Old?

Are You PS/2 Old?
Ah, the PS/2 ports—where mice and keyboards went to die before USB came along and made everything better. If you recognize these ancient circular connectors without Googling, congratulations! You're officially old enough to have debugged Y2K bugs and probably still have a drawer full of IDE cables "just in case." The blue one's for mice, the green one's for keyboards, and getting them mixed up was the original "USB superposition" before USB-C made us all flip connectors three times. Remember the satisfying click when you finally got the pins aligned? And the sheer panic when you bent one? Good times. Kids these days will never know the joy of rebooting because you dared to unplug your keyboard.

Neglected For Obvious Reasons

Neglected For Obvious Reasons
Someone's waxing poetic about "old tech" while showing off a shiny red Qosmio laptop, and then there's Java 8 sitting in the corner like the neglected middle child of programming languages. The crying cat meme perfectly captures the existential crisis of Java developers who watched other technologies get praised while Java 8 (released in 2014!) was treated like that weird uncle nobody talks about at family gatherings. Despite introducing lambdas and streams that dragged Java kicking and screaming into modern programming, it still gets none of the nostalgic love. The tech equivalent of "we have Java at home."

I Guess I Am Older Than I Thought

I Guess I Am Older Than I Thought
Nothing makes you feel like a digital dinosaur quite like discovering your "super old laptop" has an M2 slot. You thought you were being all retro-cool by upgrading from HDD to SSD, only to find out your ancient relic is actually newer than half your Steam library. That moment when you realize technology has lapped you twice and you're still running updates from 2018. The future is now, old man!

Wanna See My Digital Horror Collection?

Wanna See My Digital Horror Collection?
The classic "wanna see spaghetti?" pickup line, but make it programming! Nothing says "I'm a coding disaster" quite like offering to show someone your assembler, BASIC, old C code, or COBOL. It's the digital equivalent of opening your closet and having all the skeletons fall out at once. The real horror isn't in haunted houses—it's in legacy codebases written by developers who left the company 15 years ago with zero documentation.