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Content Aaron Fullerton AaronFullerton Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. NEWS The New Yorker In Japan, an A.I. system designed to distinguish croissants from bear claws has turned out to be capable of identifying cancer cells. nOw 12:15 PM 18 Mar 21 Twitter for iPhone 23K Retweets 758 Quote Tweets 149K Likes

Ah, the classic "AI trying to be human" failure. The dataset shows numbers with their written forms, but then completely breaks when faced with 1111. While humans scream "Eleven Hundred Eleven" with the conviction of someone who's found a bug in production, the AI sits there smugly offering "Oneteen Onety One" like it just invented mathematics. The best part? The AI doesn't even realize it's wrong - just sitting there with that smug cat face, confident in its linguistic abomination. This is why we still have jobs, folks.

The meme brutally murders the misconception that Java and JavaScript are related just because they share "Java" in their names. It's like assuming cars and carpets are related because they both start with "car." The naming similarity is purely coincidental—JavaScript was named during the peak of Java's popularity as a marketing gimmick. One's a compiled, statically-typed language that runs on a virtual machine; the other's an interpreted, dynamically-typed language that powers the web. Different ancestors, different purposes, different ecosystems. Next up: explaining why hamburgers contain no ham.

Content THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT? HA! OKAY, WELL I GUESS THEY CAN JUST DETERMINE WHETHER ANY PROGRAM WILL HALT WHEN GIVEN A PARTICULAR INPUT! HEY, ASK THEM IF EVERY EVEN WHOLE NUMBER BIGGER THAN TWO IS THE SUM OF TWO PRIME NUMBERS! STUPID! Computer scientists should not be allowed in customer service.

The eternal struggle of software architects: sweating profusely while staring at two buttons that represent opposing architectural philosophies. One promises the trendy complexity of microservices everywhere, the other suggests keeping things simple. Meanwhile, their finger hovers over the microservices button as if drawn by some mysterious force that compels them to overcomplicate everything. Nothing says "enterprise solution" quite like turning a simple CRUD app into 47 independently deployable services that require their own dedicated SRE team.