Vibe Coders: The Theatrical Developers

Senior devs dancing around after wrapping every simple function in AbstractFactoryBuilderManagerProxyStrategyObserverAdapterDecoratorFacade classes because "it's more maintainable." They've successfully transformed a 10-line feature into a sprawling architecture that requires a PhD to understand. The junior dev just wanted to add a button, but now they're navigating through FactoryFactory classes and wondering if they accidentally opened the Java Enterprise codebase. The real kicker? When someone asks "why is this so complicated?" they'll respond with "well, what if we need to scale this to support multiple button types in the future?" Spoiler: they won't. The button will do exactly one thing for the next 5 years, but at least it's "enterprise-ready" and follows SOLID principles so hard it became LIQUID.

The eternal dilemma of indie game developers - choosing between making progress on your passion project or pretending to have a normal life. That finger is hovering over the red button with the conviction of someone who's already canceled three social events this month. The weekend isn't for rest - it's for debugging that physics engine you've been wrestling with since February!

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Content These programmers always travel in groups of five There's always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny Asian guy, fat guy with a ponytail, some guy with crazy facial hair and then an East Indian guy. It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group.