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Content son prematureatin Can't find an application with a very specific feature that I would probably use less than once per month, seems like I have no other options but to build a new app from scratch 5:05 PM Nov 4, 2020 5 Retweets 21 Likes 17

Content Me yelling at my computer because my code isn't doing what I want it to My code doing exactly what it was programmed to do

Every developer's wallet knows this scene intimately. You're casually browsing, minding your own business, when suddenly you start fantasizing about that shiny new gadget or course. Then Google and Facebook materialize like concerned parents ready to stage an intervention. They're not stopping you because they care about your financial wellbeing—oh no. They're stopping you because they want that money redirected to their ads, cloud services, and API calls. "You were gonna waste money? At least waste it on us ," they whisper seductively. The real kicker? You'll probably end up buying Google Cloud credits and Facebook Ads anyway. The house always wins.

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