Two Weeks Without Code: A Programmer's Amnesia

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Two Weeks Without Code: A Programmer's Amnesia

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OMG THE DRAMA! 😱 Take a two-week vacation from coding and suddenly your brain turns into a goldfish with amnesia! The way our programmer brains just COLLAPSE after 14 days without touching a keyboard is the greatest tragedy since they discontinued Internet Explorer! I swear I've had to Google "how to write for loop" after a long weekend. Our skills evaporate faster than my will to live during a merge conflict! The audacity of our neurons to betray us like this! 💅

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