Two Weeks Without Code: A Programmer's Amnesia

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Content I wonder if companies with 100s of resumes would get better hires from taking 50 and reading them carefully rather than putting 500 through an automated process. 43.6k J Reply well first of all what you do is take half the pile and throw it in the trash; you dont want unlucky people working for you anyway 412.3k I Reply ( 387

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Finally, a sorting algorithm that combines the efficiency of doing absolutely nothing with the reliability of quantum mechanics. Just sit there and wait for cosmic radiation to randomly flip bits in RAM until your array magically becomes sorted. Time complexity of O(∞) is technically accurate since you'll be waiting until the heat death of the universe, but hey, at least it only uses O(1) space. Your CPU will thank you for the vacation while it repeatedly checks if the array is sorted yet. Spoiler: it's not. It never will be. But somewhere in an infinite multiverse, there's a version of you whose array got sorted on the first try, and they're absolutely insufferable about it.

Content BEEN DOING TYPED LANGUAGES AND JAVASCRIPT SINCE THE LATE 90S TOLD 2 AND VEARS TYPESCRIPT EXPERIENCE IS NOT ENOUGH. NEED 5 YEARS

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