Twisted Spaghetti Code

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Twisted Spaghetti Code

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The twisted chimney labeled "your code" next to the perfectly straight one labeled "code on github" is the most accurate representation of coding reality I've ever seen. You spend hours wrestling with that monstrosity of nested if-statements and undocumented hacks, but the moment you push to a public repo, suddenly it's all clean architecture and design patterns. That twisted brick column is basically every production codebase I've ever inherited – somehow functional despite defying all laws of software engineering and basic physics. The real miracle is that both chimneys still manage to do their one job: let the smoke out when things are on fire.

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