Twisted Spaghetti Code

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The eternal paradox of our profession summed up in one glorious poster. You spend four years learning algorithms, data structures, and design patterns, then six months later you're staring at a perfectly valid piece of code wondering why it's returning undefined instead of your data. The best part? When you finally fix it by adding a semicolon in some random place and it suddenly works. No explanation. No logical reason. Just the programming gods smiling upon your desperate sacrifices of time and sanity. And the next day, you'll do it all again because somehow, despite everything, you still love this ridiculous profession.

HONEY, PLEASE! Slapping an "AI" label on basic conditional logic is the tech equivalent of putting a Ferrari badge on your 1998 Toyota Corolla! 💅 The ABSOLUTE DRAMA of Uber claiming they're using "artificial intelligence" when they're literally just checking *if drunk_time == true && location == bar && app_fumbling > 30sec*. I. CAN'T. EVEN. 🙄 The tech industry's relationship with the term "AI" is more toxic than my ex's Instagram stories. Just because you can write an if-statement doesn't mean you've created HAL 9000, DARLING!

Nothing says "I'm totally over it" quite like spending 6 months of your life building a competing product out of pure spite. Got ghosted by your dream company? No problem! Just casually architect an entire open-source alternative that threatens their market share. The ultimate power move: turning rejection into a GitHub repo with 50k stars while they're stuck maintaining their legacy codebase. Who needs therapy when you can channel all that emotional damage into disrupting an entire industry? The villain origin story we all secretly fantasize about.

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