When your therapist tries to reassure you about imaginary programming languages, but then Brazilian C shows up with incluir <espadrao.h>
, vazio principal()
, and escrevef("Olá Mundo!");
.
It's like regular C had a wild weekend in Rio and came back speaking Portuguese. The function names are literally just translated versions of standard C - "incluir" instead of "include", "vazio" instead of "void", "principal" instead of "main".
The real horror isn't that Brazilian C exists—it's that part of you immediately understood it. Seven years of debugging regular C and now you're fluent in its international variants too. Great.