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What's Truly "Insecure" For A Programmer

Security Webdev Networking Programming

24 days ago 106.3K views 0 shares

What's Truly "Insecure" For A Programmer

Nothing says "I trust absolutely no one" like seeing a plain HTTP link and immediately thinking about all the ways your data could be harvested, sold, or stolen. That little 'S' in HTTPS isn't just a letter—it's the difference between "my password is probably fine" and "welp, time to change every password I've used since 2011." Seasoned developers don't see HTTP anymore. We just see red flags and a ticket that should've been fixed before the product even launched.

Trust Issues: A Developer's Relationship With Clipboard

Programming Webdev Debugging Frontend Backend

1 month ago 91.2K views 0 shares

Trust Issues: A Developer's Relationship With Clipboard

The evolution of a developer's paranoia in three stages: Peasant tier: Using the mouse to highlight, right-click, and select copy/paste like some kind of digital caveman. Intermediate tier: Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V keyboard shortcuts. Efficient. Respectable. Enlightened tier: Ctrl+C pressed five times followed by Ctrl+V because the clipboard has betrayed you too many times before. Trust nothing. Verify everything. The real senior developers don't even trust their own keyboard inputs anymore. Not after... the incident .