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Scientists: "Let's understand why our experiment worked so we can replicate it and advance human knowledge." Programmers: "Dear god, nobody commit anything to the repo. I fixed the bug by removing a semicolon and adding it back. I have no idea why it works now, but if anyone breathes on this code it'll probably explode." The true mark of an experienced developer isn't writing perfect code—it's the haunted look they get when something unexpectedly works on the first try.

The classic developer hack - when you can't change the requirements, just redefine reality. Fallout 3 devs couldn't code a functioning train, so they just slapped a train model on an NPC's head and made him run underground. It's basically the game dev equivalent of saying "it's not a bug, it's a feature" and actually meaning it. Somewhere, a senior engineer is still defending this in architecture reviews as "an elegant solution given the constraints." This is why we can't have nice things... but we do get train hats.

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