Totally Valid F Sharp Name

Code maintenance Naming conventions Clean code Functional programming Ascii art Code readability Debugging hell Variable names F#

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Totally Valid F Sharp Name

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The devil's promise vs. F# reality. Sure, your kid will use "meaningful variable names"—right up until they discover functional programming. Then it's single-letter variables and ASCII art demons summoned directly into your codebase. Nothing says "senior developer" like code that requires an exorcist to debug. That ASCII devil is just the compiler's way of saying "I understand this perfectly, but good luck to the next poor soul who inherits this repo."

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