Three D Donut In C Tastes Good

c++ terminal Ascii art 3d graphics Programming stereotypes Code visualization Computer graphics Donut code

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Three D Donut In C Tastes Good

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Non-programmers think we're building fancy 3D holograms of the Earth like we're some kind of tech wizards from a sci-fi movie. Meanwhile, the reality is us hunched over terminals writing ASCII donut code at 3AM, fueled by energy drinks and existential dread. The pinnacle of our achievement? Making a spinning donut in C that looks like it was rendered on a calculator from 1982. And we're absurdly proud of it. The gap between perception and reality has never been wider—or more delicious.

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