Three D Donut In C Tastes Good

c++ terminal Ascii art 3d graphics Programming stereotypes Code visualization Computer graphics Donut code

Programming Debugging Frontend C

1 month ago 113,475 views 0 shares

Three D Donut In C Tastes Good

programming-memes, c-memes, ascii-art-memes, 3d-graphics-memes, programming-stereotypes-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Non-programmers think we're building fancy 3D holograms of the Earth like we're some kind of tech wizards from a sci-fi movie. Meanwhile, the reality is us hunched over terminals writing ASCII donut code at 3AM, fueled by energy drinks and existential dread. The pinnacle of our achievement? Making a spinning donut in C that looks like it was rendered on a calculator from 1982. And we're absurdly proud of it. The gap between perception and reality has never been wider—or more delicious.

More Like This

There is no other logical solution.

Programming

2 years ago 10.2K views 0 shares

There is no other logical solution. | programming-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, coder-memes, program-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content CONCEPT CREATOR spv spv 2d Replying to iownfivewiis if your programming language is simple and easily understood, what's the fun in programming? s 17 3 UsCoders UsCoders 2d Top 10 reasons why to use malborge for your next dev project 17 M spv spv 2d Replying to UsCoders and iownfivewiis if your language isn't literally named after a circle of hell, you're computering wrong 9 1 17 1 2

Hello, world! [OC]

Programming

2 years ago 9.3K views 0 shares

Hello, world! [OC] | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content REIKACANJA OTTER THIS WORLD THAT WAS EASY. I'M TELLING YOU, PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE! YOU SHOULD LEARN TO CODE. WRITING YOUR FIRST LINE OF CODE. print("Hello, world!") RUN CODE click buzz MEANWHILE buzz buzz: Messages 7,825 NEW Otter McOrterface Hello, world! Cailyn Jones Hello, world! Juniper Hooper Hello, world! Melanie Benbow Hello, world!

Prequel Meme Exe

Programming Debugging Testing Backend

3 years ago 17.0K views 0 shares

PrequelMeme.exe | code-memes, server-memes, http-memes, error-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content A Prequel guide to HTTP status codes 308 Permanent Redirect sigh Always on the move. 400 Bad Request It's not the Jedi way! 403 Forbidden I'm sorry sir, it's time for you to leave. 404 Not Found It ought to be here, but it isn't. 417 Expectation Failed I have failed you Anakin, I have failed you. 500 Internal Server Error I don't think the system works. 503 Service Unavailable What about the droid attack on the website?

I am scared of my own code now

Programming Debugging Testing

3 years ago 18.0K views 0 shares

I am scared of my own code now | code-memes, array-memes, loc-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Tawa 4302 4303 dustrat weapon-j return output MemoryError: Unable to allocate 280. TiB for an array I'm limited by the technology of my time

That felt so on point.

Programming

2 years ago 11.7K views 0 shares

That felt so on point. | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Asking for help online "m having the same problem

Two kinds of developers

Programming

3 years ago 13.7K views 0 shares

Two kinds of developers | developer-memes, function-memes, IT-memes, tunnel-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Product Owner: Build me a bridge! Developer A: This bridge is a combination retro-modern suspension bridge tunnel. Even though the connecting road has three lanes, the bridge has seventeen lanes because we anticipate expansion. We used twine for the suspension part because we couldn't get steel cables to work, and the tunnel part floods every Tuesday and Thursday. Also, the bridge turns pink and shoots fireworks on my birthday. And sometimes on Khloe Kardashian's birthday. Developer B: This bridge is a flat slab of adamantium-reinforced concrete that is bolted to the Earth's core. It has one lane and cannot be expanded. Ever. It is guaranteed to function until the heat death of the universe.