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The Perfect Tech Name Doesn't Exist
Hardware Gamedev Programming
24 days ago 160.4K views 0 shares
The Perfect Tech Name Doesn't Exist
The perfect tech job doesn't exi— Jason Renders at NVIDIA. This guy's entire career is a dad joke that writes itself. His colleagues probably ask him to "render" his opinion in meetings while stifling giggles. Meanwhile, Dr. Papenbrock is sitting there wondering why he didn't get blessed with a surname that's literally his job description. Some people just win the tech name lottery.

Saves Computing Power By Transcending To The 4th Dimension
Gamedev Unity Algorithms Math Programming
6 months ago 185.8K views 0 shares
Saves Computing Power By Transcending To The 4th Dimension
Left side: Regular 3D rotation math with sines and cosines. Complex but manageable if you've ever implemented a camera system. Right side: Quaternions. Four-dimensional math that makes rotation calculations significantly more efficient but looks like someone dropped acid while reading a linear algebra textbook. Game developers be like: "Yes, I understand quaternions perfectly" while secretly copy-pasting code from Stack Overflow and praying it doesn't introduce gimbal lock.

Three D Donut In C Tastes Good
Programming C Debugging Frontend
6 months ago 216.3K views 0 shares
Three D Donut In C Tastes Good
Non-programmers think we're building fancy 3D holograms of the Earth like we're some kind of tech wizards from a sci-fi movie. Meanwhile, the reality is us hunched over terminals writing ASCII donut code at 3AM, fueled by energy drinks and existential dread. The pinnacle of our achievement? Making a spinning donut in C that looks like it was rendered on a calculator from 1982. And we're absurdly proud of it. The gap between perception and reality has never been wider—or more delicious.