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Junior dev: "UUIDs can collide, we need proper collision handling!" Senior dev: "Statistically, you're more likely to get struck by lightning while holding a winning lottery ticket." Galaxy brain dev: *generates sequential UUIDs anyway*
Look, the probability of UUID collision is like 1 in 2^122. Your code has bigger problems than worrying about that. But somehow, after all the lectures about entropy and randomness, devs still end up using sequential IDs because "it's easier to debug" or "the database likes it better." The irony writes itself.
