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The Evolution Of Database Enlightenment
Databases Devops Programming Backend
16 days ago 78.8K views 0 shares
The Evolution Of Database Enlightenment
The evolution of a database admin's brain from basic monkey to cosmic deity in four easy steps! 🧠 Starts with the primitive "just write SQL queries" stage where you're basically a glorified typist. Then evolves to "use views and indexes" - congratulations, you've discovered fire! 🔥 But the true enlightenment begins at "put all business logic in stored procedures" - suddenly your brain glows with the power of a thousand suns. Database purists are nodding vigorously right now. The final form? Transcending reality itself by letting the database handle EVERYTHING. Who needs application servers when your PostgreSQL instance can become sentient? The database is the application. The database is life.

The Evolution Of Iteration
Programming Typescript Algorithms Javascript Python
1 month ago 86.3K views 0 shares
The Evolution Of Iteration
The evolutionary scale of iteration methods, as told by expanding brain memes. For loops? That's entry-level stuff any bootcamp grad can handle. While loops? Slightly more sophisticated, you're starting to think about conditions rather than just counting. Recursion? Now you're cooking with gas—calling a function within itself like some kind of code inception. But map and lambda functions? That's functional programming enlightenment right there. The kind of code that makes junior devs stare blankly while senior devs nod approvingly before muttering "elegant solution" under their breath. Just remember: with great power comes great stack overflow... and I don't mean the website.